Everyday Satire (1)

Many people do not know that Bianca Ojukwu was among the Nigerian delegates that went to the USA to say that there was no Christian genocide in Nigeria.

Think of it this way; some days ago, I watched one of Sabinus' skits on Facebook. It happened that himself and his wife were strolling happily along a street and all of a sudden, an expensive car pulled over and a rich looking guy stepped out. He approached the lovey-dovey couple but spoke only to the wife inviting her to join him in his car as she looks very radiating. With fury, Oga Sabinus replied first, repudiating him for such disregard of moral values and effrontery. The wife too affirmed the husband's stance, insisting that she loves her husband so much even after 27 years of marriage, frowning at the young man's behaviour all because he is rich. What moral decades in our today's world. The stranger became more insistent. Still ignoring Sabinus, told the woman how beautiful she looked as she will be seriously taken care of with the right _man._ Stressing this, he brought out some shinning cash; 60 dollars, handing it to the woman. He promised to give her more if she follows him. At this point, both Sabinus and his wife paused for a moment. The wife, spoke up in furtherance of her previous stance, insisting that even in lacks, she will not compromise a 27 years old marriage. Sabinus on the other hand, lusting after the cool dough, beckoned on his wife and advised she takes the money from him as such _kind_ gestures will turn their lives around. The wife became infuriated and at the same time disappointed, insisting that regardless of what anyone says she stands by her moral values. At that moment, Sabinus went close to his wife, touched her and immediately (of course through video effects) swapped their clothings. The woman found herself inside his signature blue collard sleeve with tucked in tie and a saggy black trousers. Sabinus camouflaged as a woman, wearing his wife Buba and wrapper with full face makeup and a red glossed lips. He swung his behind and catwalked to the car signalling the stranger that he's ready to be friendly. The stranger was amazed as to how fast things CHANGE. He engaged in a popular but deficient monologue, he said 'this oga you are the real woman, because I was wondering why a Nigerian woman will see money and not follow.' What happened after Sabinus entered the car is a story for another day. I'm sure if he survives that day he'll trek all his life.

Politics is a job devoid of conscience. There are people who you know as integrity filled but politics will change everything. No, it does not changed them, it changed that part of them you did not get to see.

21/11/25